Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells.

mall3w02

Chorus:

Christmas Sale, Christmas Sale. It's A Christmas sale!
Gonna buy a bunch of stuff that I don't really want! (Repeat)

(Halloween)

I'm so far into debt
I have to sell my spleen!
I've three months left to go.
It's not even Halloween!
Christmas toys and sales,
up in every store.
All the people shouting "Hurry, Give me more!"

(Chorus)