Sung to the tune of Rudolph
the Red Nose Reindeer

You know Phillies and Swishers, Jewels, White Owl, Capones, Masters, Captains, and Vegas but
you'll be enthralled by the newest cigar of all...
Smokey, the fruity cigar, had a very fruity smell, and if you ever smoked him, you'd swear
he's (a) fruit!
All of the other cigars used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Smokey join in any cigar games.