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L337m44m and the Surfers of the Internet!

Hello, I'm the Azure Priest, protector of the secrets of Castle Linux.

This is modem, my connected friend.Boop dee doo doo Bzzt!

Fabulous powers were revealed to me when I double-clicked my optical mouse and said, "By the power of Linux."

Eneneneneneyaaaarrrggghhh!

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